The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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