Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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