why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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