remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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