Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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