I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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