Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Soap is not a condiment
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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