if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home