How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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