R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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