who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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