I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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