Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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