I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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