"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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