kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NoShamevember. You game?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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