I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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