so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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