I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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