Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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