Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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