ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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