do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
