You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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