you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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