so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Are my feet made of real feet?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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