Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.