Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.