Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  So how was last night?

  (1-310): View more from California

  Let's just say I danced with the devil

  (310): View more from California

  Huh?

  (1-310): View more from California

  I'm going to Hell for sure

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310) So how was last night? (1-310) Let's just say I danced with the devil (310) Huh? (1-310) I'm going to Hell for sure http://tfl.nu/oh5v
  Replies (5) Good night (1191) Bad night (412)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto. http://tfl.nu/j5p7
  Replies (56) Good night (3531) Bad night (1184) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol http://tfl.nu/6yav
  Replies (79) Good night (4595) Bad night (1667)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list. http://tfl.nu/k33x
  Replies (27) Good night (4781) Bad night (866) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility http://tfl.nu/kdjh
  Replies (11) Good night (3271) Bad night (922) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked. http://tfl.nu/z7yx
  Replies (11) Good night (6906) Bad night (732) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning. http://tfl.nu/i94f
  Replies (2) Good night (1651) Bad night (1256) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (828): yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea http://tfl.nu/why3
  Replies (9) Good night (2121) Bad night (1091) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (281): View more from Texas

  Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (281): Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute. http://tfl.nu/xxsd
  Replies (12) Good night (3441) Bad night (732) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable? http://tfl.nu/73t2
  Replies (4) Good night (2512) Bad night (450) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (719): View more from Colorado

  Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (719): Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this... http://tfl.nu/zlco
  Replies (2) Good night (479) Bad night (972) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck http://tfl.nu/51rp
  Replies (1) Good night (407) Bad night (1499) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure http://tfl.nu/ow8j
  Replies (4) Good night (1196) Bad night (363) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone http://tfl.nu/iull
  Replies (1) Good night (627) Bad night (199) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life http://tfl.nu/0ubb
  Replies (1) Good night (363) Bad night (571) Order T-Shirt

Randomize