i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
The ass gains better be worth it
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