Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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