now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i barfeds in our rink
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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