Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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