Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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