He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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