David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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