Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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