shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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