my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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