so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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