i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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