Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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