Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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