Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
