To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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