you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
