I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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