oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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