I only kidnapped one of them. chill
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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