Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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