if i can run in heels then i can drive
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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