Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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