She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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