spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i wish my penis had a tongue
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
