Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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