At least make sure they are 18
Why
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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