Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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