The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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