she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
If its not for food we ain't going out.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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