I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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