So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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